I have some projects that I'd like to tackle now that I'm single and "reclaiming" my space. One of them is peeling the Art Deco Era wallpaper from the hall bathroom. Its lovely...cream with pink and blue seashells. (read makes me want to gag). Did I mention I no longer live in Daytona Beach, FL...I'm currently in Springfield, MO??
I digress.
I was letting the solvent sit before peeling another panel of paper off when I hear "ding". Ohh I have a message, lets go see who it is. :) Aww, its the Storm Chaser. The 'conversation' (read indecent proposal) went as follows:
SC: hey
me: yes dear?
SC: what are u doing
me: honestly...peeling wallpaper in my hall bathroom
SC: that sucks
do u want to suck my cock
me: not really...I have been waiting for years to get that awful wallpaper out of the bathroom. Wow, what a proposition. Are you drunk?
ps that was a legit question...
SC: nope just really horny
me: nice.
SC: yes it was
me: I don't like drunk "storm chaser". (incase you were wondering)
SC: I usually dont get that drunk
i havent been that drunk in a long time
me: I figured as much....I just left an alcoholic, so needless to say I was less than impressed. I'm covered in solvent and wallpaper glue. (read Im NOT interested, peeling wallpaper is more intersting)
so u coming over and give me a blow job me: You want me to give up the joys of putting solvent that would stun a yak on circa 1990's wallpaper in a tiny, very poorly ventilated bathroom to come over and get you off...honestly I can't decide on which would be more fun? I'll pass. Bye.
Oddly enough, he thought I was kidding. Go Figure!!
On the home improvement front - the awful frosted sliding glass shower doors have been removed and disposed of, the shower has been refinished and all but one panel of wallpaper has been removed. Now to replace the light fixture, wash and patch the walls and then paint! VIOLAH! The transformation from Art Deco to Zen is almost complete!!
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