So apparently there are no lines in the sand when it comes to certain people. I am a very flirtatious person - this I know to be true. A past client of mine from a former company and her hubby are both friends of mine on facebook - we are all chamber members and of course big animal rescue people. That being said, its not uncommon to chat with either of them on facebook. Its also not uncommon to say something that gets turned into a sexual innuendo by him...regardless of how innocent it may seem. That is just the name of the game.
That being said two days ago he and I were chatting on facebook and he was more less taking the random flirting to a whole new level - it went from funny PG13 to XXX really quick. By the end of the conversation I had been informed that he and his wife were separated and that he was more than just a little interested in getting to know me better. Uhm, wait, what? The ultimate cute and cuddly super couple is separated?? The iconic love birds are getting a divorce?? The two most supportive and loving parents on earth are no longer attending football games together?? WOW ...ok still processing that one.
Yesterday I was laying out at the pool when he texted me. When I said I was laying in the pool he asked for a picture. I of course sent him one...of my toes, the end of my floatie, a beer and the pool. The caption "its good to be the boss". He replied "Yes it is, glad I'm the boss - can I join you". I laughed and said if he could find me he could join me, but he had to rub sunscreen on everyone's back at the pool. (That is only funny because I wasn't the only one at the pool. For fear of being rude and judgmental I'll refrain from describing the others at the pool.) The flirting continued but was more or less harmless...kinda.
Anyways today he texted me and said "Good Morning Sunshine". He was right around the corner from my place working on a water job. He made the comment that if he had my address he'd take me to bed. I laughed and gave him my address (thinking absolutely NOTHING of it). Well I thought nothing of it until he walked into my apartment and proceeded to strip!
I apparently have no filter and no moral compass. The foreplay was fun...he is very complimentary and all about making sure a woman's needs are met. Enough said. Nearly two hours later he was on his way back to the office...I suggested he stop at home and take a shower, taking time to wash out his beard. Just sayin...I mean, after all, he does have a shop full of guys who work for him.
Do you think they have fans and iced tea in hell?
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